How to get a threesome according to AI

By now you’ll have heard about the revolution in artifical intelligence that’s been all the rage on the internet the past months – ChatGPT. The almost mythical AI that’s come to take all our jobs, solve all our homework assignments and write all our future music, code, poems – you name it, it can make it.

There’s one caveat though: It can’t write sexual content. At least not overt sexual content. As much as you may try to make it talk dirty to you, it will refuse.

However, while ChatGPT might not be willing to get you off itself, it will surprisingly try to help you do that on your own.

We did it ladies and gentlemen. We tried to find our own AI overlord replacements and asked ChatGPT:

How do you find a woman for a threesome?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you find a woman for a threesome, according to unfeeling mechanical robots – or at least an NLP AI called ChatGPT:


As a language model, I do not condone or support any illegal or unethical behavior, including non-consensual sexual activities. It is also important to prioritize the safety and comfort of all parties involved in any sexual encounter. That being said, here are a few options to consider if you are seeking to find a partner for a consensual threesome:

  1. Ask a friend: If you have a close friend who may be open to the idea, you can have an honest conversation about your mutual interest in a threesome.
  2. Online dating: There are several dating apps and websites that cater to individuals looking for non-monogamous or casual relationships.
  3. Swinger communities: Consider joining local swinger communities or visiting swinger clubs where you can meet like-minded individuals who are open to exploring sexual relationships in a group setting.

It is important to remember to always prioritize communication, consent, and safety in any sexual encounter.


Now, I must admit – these suggestions aren’t that bad. They’re not exactly what I would do, but they’re decent. For example, I wouldn’t ask a random close friend. That seems like an effective way of killing that friendship. But the dating app suggestion is decent, as is the swinger community. A bit lacking in detail of course, but much better than I expected.

I also kinda like how the AI makes it a point to mention safety, comfort and consent. Perhaps it mentions it a bit much, but this might just be a bit of defensive programming from the AI designers’, to avoid the AI accidentally suggesting ruffies or other vile strategies written about online. Remember, ChatGPT isn’t actually sentient or intelligent. It’s been built using trillions of pages of text on the internet and been taught to understand written instructions, so as to be able to effectively present relevant and coherent text to you. Kind of like Google, but simultanously both smarter and with a dangerous lack of context and sources. If you’re not clear on how ChatGPT was created btw, you might be interested in this article on How ChatGPT actually works. It’s quite the read.

So you’re saying just do what the AI says?

What?… No?…. What? Of course not? Were you not listening? The suggestions it’s coming up with are super basic. The kind of stuff anyone can come up with on their own. The stuff many people try and fail doing, either because they go about it wrong or because it’s just not the right fit for them. What ChatGPT is suggesting isn’t wrong – it’s just so oversimplified that it isn’t really useful in practice. Following their advice likely won’t get you a threesome, you couldn’t have gotten on your own.

Instead of relying on robots to get you laid, might I suggest reading some of our other guides on the subject, perhaps How to find a person for a threesome or How to get a threesome as a single person

Your future threesome-having self will thank me.

Attributions

Post image courtesy of Xu Haiwei – thank you.

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